Ankle-length
The No. 1
Faded roses on heavyweight cotton. The neckline is at the neck.
$88
Quilted
The Housecoat
$124
For answering the door at a distance you control.
Quantity
1
Nap socks included. You did not ask for them. They are in the box.
About this garment
Quilted, floor-length, belted. For answering the door at a distance you control. The belt is decorative in the sense that the coat works either way; it is functional in the sense that tying it communicates something, and everyone on the porch understands what.
It passed the lamp test on the first try, which almost nothing does, and which the other garments have not been told.
Holds a mug at any temperature and a stare of any length. Married women report using it to say “we’ll see” without speaking. The mug is not included. The nap socks are.
14oz cotton — a real amount of cotton
“A man came to the door selling solar panels. I tied the belt. He thanked me for my time before he finished his sentence.”
The rest of the collection
Two pieces
The Two-Piece, Modest
Buttoned to the top button. That is the point of the top button.
$96
Tent cut
The Big One
Tent cut. You could raise a family in there and nobody would be told.
$102