Quilted
The Housecoat
For answering the door at a distance you control.
$124
Ankle-length
The No. 1
$88
Faded roses on heavyweight cotton. The neckline is at the neck.
Quantity
1
Nap socks included. You did not ask for them. They are in the box.
About this garment
Faded roses on 14oz heavyweight cotton, printed the way they used to print them, which is to say: faded already. This is the original. The gown your grandmother wore while outliving two husbands and a business partner.
The neckline is at the neck. The hem is at the ankle. Between those two points there is cotton, and only cotton, and the cotton is not accepting questions at this time.
Two deep front pockets, contents yours. Put it on at 6 p.m. and watch a grown man learn to read a room.
14oz cotton — a real amount of cotton
“I put it on at 6:15 now. My husband calls it ‘the signal.’ He’s right and he should keep studying.”
The rest of the collection
Two pieces
The Two-Piece, Modest
Buttoned to the top button. That is the point of the top button.
$96
Tent cut
The Big One
Tent cut. You could raise a family in there and nobody would be told.
$102